Baby Changing Station

And she began thinking over other children she knew, who might do very well as pigs, and was just saying to herself, ‘if one only knew the right way to change them——’

—Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland,
Chapter VI: ‘Pig and Pepper’

At CMU (Gates-Hillman Complex) there is a machine for it:

Some argue that the process is already under way.