Приключения гражданина Немчинова

Google: Was our interpreter, Nemchinov. Him to translate, but he does not bark knits. We have it in boiling water and cooked.
Pereklad: It was for us tolmach-nemchin. To translate him, and he does not bind a bast. We him in boiling water and cooked.
Promt: Was at us tolmach-nemchin. To it to translate, and it of a bast does not knit. We in boiled water also have welded it.
Systran: have we interpreter -[nemchin]. To it to transfer, and he is incoherent. We it in the boiling water welded.