Miss Rose

[iad58]

From the spamfile:

Subject: Joyful

Hello My dear

Compliment of the day to you and your family.Hope you are doing very fine.
I wish to inform you of my desire of going into financial transaction with you for our mutual benefits hence i write with due respect, i am Miss.Rose from Angola .I am a lady,with black hair,brown eyes,5fts 7inches tall,weigh 59kgs.

I wish to invest in a manufacturing and real estatemanagement industry in your country,Amount investing is $7 million USD

[etc. etc.]

Colourful emphasis mine.

I was about to say ‘Aw, you didn't reveal your age, Miss Rose, no way I'll do business with you without that, esp. in real estate management!’, but then I looked into the spambox again and found another item with the same signature, only two days older:

Subject: Hello

Hello,

How are you today?,I hope you are fine.If so thank be to God almighty.

My name is Rose Nicol,23 years from Angola in Southern Africa.

I am single girl looking for honest and nice person. Somebody who care and respect God whom i can partner with .I don't care about your colour or ethnicity.I would like to know you more,most especially what you like and what you dislike.I'm sending you this beautiful mail, with a wish for much happiness.

So that's all right. Anyone want a share of those $7 mln?

Comments

[hyalma.livejournal.com]

А это точно одна и та же Роза? А то, может, они в паре работают: одной 23 года, а у другой волосы, глаза и килограммы.

[iad.livejournal.com]

И то правда: одно письмо с адреса rniclo5 ыттъын так-то и так-то, другое — с rniclo9 ыттъын так-то и так-то. Может, и разные.

[stasss.livejournal.com]

Однако, крепок ты - столько спаму прочитать!

[iad.livejournal.com]

Это-то что. Вот в конце недели буду читать работы с регионального тура олимпиады. Это хлеще всякого спама!

[wildernesscat.livejournal.com]

I'm sending you this beautiful comment, to tell you that you are paying too much attention to spam mail :)

[iad.livejournal.com]

You'll admit that it's rather amusing sometimes.